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Thursday, June 30, 2011
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Hp c0ca-c0la s0o0o0o0 c0ol~~

td tym jlan2 kt utube n website2 len ttbe mate ak dibawak lari 0leh headline yg lebey kurg ngn yg kt atas ni..mende ni prototype bru..student dri china wt utk project final year de..pakai c0ca-c0la je sebagai sumber tenaga...pas2 klw abes, isi je balek hp 2 ngn c0ca-c0la 2..yg ternyata kte bley bli kt mane2 kedai yg ad jual c0ca-c0la..pas2 yg lg fuyo0o0o0o0 nyer, tenaga de bley tahan 4-5 kali gande drpd bateri lithium-i0n yg slalu kte pakai 2...
student neyh da pernh bwk tunjuk kt nokia tp wt mase ni nokia x minat g..mgkin dlm setahun due d0rg akn tgk balek pr0duk neyh..wahhhh..xsgke de mampu applikasikan glucose yg byk nk mamp0s dlm c0ca-c0la 2 as s0urce 0f energy utk hp..pndai lak de pk cmne nk c0nvertkn energy 2...subhanallah.....klw la ak bley jd hebat cm de bez nye..sab0 je la dah ketentuan ilahi tahap pencapaian minda ak ni agak ter0k..haha....2 la,s0h mkn say0 ngn s0ya mkn menatang len g..haha..salahkn pemakanan plak kn...
k2,mls nk cter pnjg2..let's check it 0ut!

Sape lg klw x Cek Jaan at 5:00 PM 0 comments
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
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Meninggal,hidup,meninggal balek..bi0benaneyh??


Pompuan kt atas neyh, Fagilyu Mukhametzyanov, s0rg russian meninggal kene heart attack lepas de tersedar n perasan yg de dlm keranda, tengah siap2 utk dikebumikan.
Mase ahli kuarge n member2 de tgh berdiri kat sekeliling kerandanya yang terbuka dan d0rg tgh berdoa, ttbe je 'mayat' 2 bgun. sah2 la sume 0rg terperanjat.dah2, de pn menjerit same pas de sedar yg de sbenarnye bru bgun dri keranda!

Fagilyu Mukhametzyanov, 49, sbenarnye trsilap dikatakn meninggal dunia oleh dr.
Tapi sygnye pas de tersedar, de cume hidup kembali utk selama 12 minit..pas2 de meninggal semula utk selame2nye..isyh~~s0b2..

gile arr...ni yg takut neyh nk jd dr neyh..sian p0mpuan 2..nacb bek de kafer,ak xd la rse kesian smpai nk nanges...sr0ttttt~~
Sape lg klw x Cek Jaan at 4:00 PM 0 comments
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
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0nly in AMERICA la plak kn....

haha....klw kte da byk tgk 0nly in vietnam..0nly in ind0....0nly in msia..skwunk neyh ad gk la 0nly in america..ye la,american ni plek gk 0rg2nye..terlampau civilized k0wt..haha...dodol.












xbleyh bla kn weyh...xbley than tgk Mcd de 2 la...gilerr arr..acteli....ad byk g ak copet amek kt website 0rg len..credit 2 de la...hehe..yg len2 2,ad yg x bape nk bez,ad gk yg berunsur2 lucah 18sx..s0 ak terpakse la filter sket..klw rase ingin tahu 2 tggi..jalan2 je la kt tempat ni..hehe..
Sape lg klw x Cek Jaan at 5:33 PM 0 comments

mcmne nk tw bdk2 yg gifted k x ea....??

tw x dlm dunie ni mmg ad bdk2 yg gifted...gifted ni beze sket ngn genius..genius ni parents bley develop since anak2 dorg ni kecik2 lg..tp gifted has a diff definition..nk tw sbenarnye ad 10 signs yg menunjukkan sumb0di ni adelah s0rg yg gifted...

0k,slalu kn klw mak bpk kte marah sbb kte xnk dgr kate mesti de kate,'eeh,k0 ni mak kate masuk tlinge kanan kua tlinge kiri..eii..ak piat nt!'...0r dlm kate englishnye..d term "in one ear n out d other" seems 2 apply 2 most children. bdk2 yg gifted neyh slalunye 0rg ckp skali je de da phm..xpyh nk bebel byk kali,unless klw de mmg degil n mls nk dgr ckp parents..cume ble kte s0h de recall,de bley jwb..mksdnye when it comes 2 intelligence actually these kinda children akan menujukkan d0rg punye memory yg sgt kuat n mengKAGUMkan~~~
Pas2,bdk2 cmni slalu byk je interest de..nk wt i2 lah,nk wt inilah..kejap h0bi de kumpul setem,kejap lg men k0nda-k0ndi....ac2li,these gifted kiddos display an interest in a wide variety of topics...so,parents yg lua sane 2,bear je la ngn anak2 klw k0rg ni byk sgt peelnye...
yg plg c0mm0n, bdk2 ni slalu pndai membace n menulis dlm usie yg mude..If ur tot is a smarty pants, she may b able to read and write very early on and without having had any real formal teaching...kre hebat banget la 2...
n anak2 ni artistic 0r talented dlm music...bdk2 yg menunjukkan an unusual talent for music or art slalu 0rg akn kate gifted...ye la weyh...mende2 artistic ni bkn sume 0rg bley senang2 je dpt..tp slalunye ad kaitan la ngn keturunan..hehe..cume bezenye,tots who can draw things 2 perspective, ave perfect pitch, or display any other higher perception of forms of art usually fall in2 the gifted category..
d0rg ni jgk will show periods of intense concentration..yg ni kte kene perhatikan sket,d0rg xkn perasan d0rg bley tahan concentrate dlm kelas bape lame..cume cikgu kt sk0la bley prasan la mnde ni slalunye...
ha..yg ni plak mmg dah well established la..yg 0rg2 gifted ni has a good memory..d0rg neyh bley igt mende2 tym d0rg kecik2 lg..kre memori2 lame la..tp memori tym bt0l2 kecik dlu...huhu...
0k,bdk2 yg pndai bercakap dlm usie yg lebey awl tidak dikire sebagai GIFTED. yg dikatekan gifted 2 ble start tym kecik lg de da pakai advanced vocab n sentences,x kire la bhase ap pn,melayu k english k mandarin k tamil k...
nx, bdk2 yg gifted ni slalu pays attention 2 details..a gifted child has a keen eye for details. An older child may want to know specific details about how things work, while a younger child will be able to put away toys exactly where he got them from or notice if something has been moved from its usual spot...w0o0o0...s0nang hidup klw cmni..haha..
In general kids r not too worried about themselves or others, unless their friend has something they want. Gifted kids are the opposite and are concerned with others, but are most critical of themselves...s0 bdk2 ni slalu la jage penampilan,tanye i2 ini psl diri de kt mak bapak de..so, parents kene paham la yg anak2 ni bkn bersikap cerewet..0kewyh?
n yg plg hebat ble bdk2 ni able 2 understand complex concepts,perceive relationships n think abstractly...kre dorg neyh bley brpk secare kritis n kreatif la....

so...kte2 yg bujang lg...ak la 2..haha....sempat la nk berdoa dpt anak2 gifted neyh..s0nang hidup,IA cerah mase depan..klw k0rg nk tw k0rg gifted k x,tanye parents k0rg k0rg ad x tunjukkan 10 signs ni tym k0rg kecik2 dlu..da besa,xbley kre arr..hahaha....
Sape lg klw x Cek Jaan at 8:02 AM 0 comments

Hangat2!!! ad rakyat INDO di pancung kat UAE



Video yg tgh melet0p2 kt YouTube, yang memperlihatkan detik-detik terakhir sebelum Ruyati bin Sapubi dipancung di Riyadh, Arab Saudi. Video neyh brite fr0m Press TV, sebuah stesyen tv english kt Teheran, Iran.

Weyh2..tgk video atas neyh..Ruyati s0rg maid indo kene hukum pancung lepas de mengaku membunuh majikan de ngan pisau dapur..alasannye,sbb de xtahan kene seksa...isyh3...de xtw k azab neraka 2 lg seksa~~~

pas2 pe lg, indonesia cm x puas ati arr ngn UAE...tp yela, kte ni 0rg islam,wt hukum hudud la kn..tp 2lah,ak neyh cetek sket bab2 ilmu agame neyh..kesimpulannye..klw ad 0rg wt kte marah,marilah kte cube tahan amarah 2..bce doa byk2..marah2 neyh xd ap2 kelebihan pn...wt p0nat n d0se adlah..kn2..??
Sape lg klw x Cek Jaan at 4:52 AM 0 comments
Saturday, June 25, 2011

ble ak rase ak poyo versi xnk tdo mlm abehkn letrek je

NGANTOXXXXX
smlm ak kua g upt0wn n jj ngn b0diguard2 ak..huhu..blek lmbt sket..penat weyhhhhh..
ak xnk cter psl diri ak...
ak nk cter kt upt0wn td..
murahhhhhhhh gillllerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
ak mmg suke g upt0wn s.alam...
bez w0o0o0o0...........
jom la ramai2 kte meriahkn upt0wn!!!
pas2 lalu icity,0h ye..arini ad c0ncert...
isyh3...xbek g..d0se..maksiat 2..haha..
dating bley plak knnnnn..
hahaha...
bangangpndai bt0l anak sape la neyh..
haha..
0leh i2,
ak sengaje nk menunjuk2 gamba b0diguard2 ak tdeyh...
hua3..
jgn jeles..ala..xpyh pn,kurg kacak!..haha...

Ahh...xjadik ahh..leceh lak ak rase..haha...
sab0 je la..
klw nk,
stalk sket arr kt fb ak..
tgk ad 3 mamat 2 siblings ak,ye arr 2 x len x bukan..hua3..

FB AKU BUDAK BEK DAN MATANG
Sape lg klw x Cek Jaan at 3:12 PM 0 comments
Wednesday, June 22, 2011

ap plak da men tag2..ncb bek kwn bek~haha..

ak xtw sbenarnye cmne nk detect diri kte kene tag ngn peers..ttbe je mmber ak komen kt slh satu wall post ak kate ak di tag..ak pn bkk la page de n nmpk mnde alah neyh..0whh..nk s0h ak jwp la 2..0k2..fynnn~~~

yg tag ak neyh nme de laili athirah aka lye aka atie aka mak.haha...ni soklan hape ntah de bg,ak pn nk jwb ikut suke ati ak lah..haha..

AWAK RASA AWAK HOT TAK??
soklan plg dodol dlm dunie..sah2la ak ni HOT..ak mammal la bangang..haisyhh..nk tanye,tanye soklan len bley x..cm awk da mkn ke bl0m..awk ad cirit x arini k..awk ad rase nk lempang 0rg k..awk rase awk ni ad mslah bau badan k..ni x,tanye soklan biology yg budak sekolah rendah pn bley jwb smbil mkn nasik lemak ngn aer sirap..aisyhh...

UPLOAD WALLPAPER YANG AWAK GUNA SEKARANG

ak skwunk tgh pakai lappy akk ak...ak punye wallpaper?nt sat ak upload..ptg2 karang k..tggu no...skwunk neyh akk ak pakai wallpaper bese 2k windows explorer..ala..yg ad padang luas ngn sky kt blakang de 2..ha..yg 2 la..haha..ak punye?t la dlu..mls la nk tuka2 laptop skwunk..haha..

CUBA CERITAKAN PERIHAL GAMBAR TERSEBUT

ala..mls la nk cter..len kali la..nt ble ak da upload wallpaper lappy ak eh..haha..

KALI TERAKHIR MAKAN PIZZA?

kubang kerian.xsedap,ak kecewe.mahal lak 2.

LAGU TERAKHIR YANG KO DENGA?

ap ha..x hengat..lgu follow me down k0wt...yg nyanyi 2 ak x hengat plak...mls nk p check..haha..

KO BUAT APE TIME JAWAB TAG NI?

td ak da kte dah kn soklan atas 2 bangang...ni lg soklan cipan mane neyh..sah2 la ak tgh menggunekn mindaku 2k mengutuk soklan yg skwunk neyh..huh

NAMA PANGGILAN KO SELAIN NAME PENOH?

fatin nur jannah.pas2 0rg nk pggl ap ak lyn je.

SIAPA 5 ORANG YANG KO NAK TAG

1.orang
2.orang
3.orang
4.orang
5.orang

ORANG NOMBOR 1 TU SIAPA?
-orang

LUAHKAN SESUATU DEKAT NOMBOR 5
-jd la 0rg yg berjaye

NOMBOR 3 ADA HUBUNGAN DENGAN SIAPA?
-orang len

NOMBOR 2 PULAK BAGAIMANA?
-mcm orang

KATA- KATA CINTA KEPADA NOMBOR 4?
-ak syg orang

FAKTA MENGENAI 5 ORANG YANG KAMU TAG?
sume yg tersebut adelah orang..harap maklum..haha

ok..2 je jwpn ak pd soklan yg agk plek n bangang gk la..hahaha*no offend kt 0rg wt soklan ni eh*
Sape lg klw x Cek Jaan at 4:25 PM 0 comments

luv...cinta...ai...

aik lamak..ak cer psl cinte plak arini..ak pn teringin gk nk ad perasaan cinta & mencintai..tp stakat ni ak rase ak yg cnta kt 0rg2 lebey...0rg2 2 x byk lak nk cinte k ak..huhuhu...cinte ni sbenarnye ak rse cm x aci gk..klw cinte je kene berkorban,klw cinte kene slg memahami,haii...nk phm sistem peranakan wanita pn ssh,ni lg nk kene phm limbic system mnusia..pas2 n klw gad02 je mule la tmbulkan s0al u cinta ,0r x?awww....nympah mak nokk~
bg ak,klw nk cinte 2 xd alasan..ad 0rg 2 even adek beradek de pn de x cinte, yg 2 xleyh plak nk slah kn de sbb x syg darah daging sendrik..darah daging bkn sbb la weyh nk cinte kt siblings...cinte 2 ak percaye laer x bersebab..de wujud hasil dri sikap toleransi kte terhadap diri sndiri 2k k0ngsi rse syg pd diri sendiri ngn syg kt 0rg len..
org2 slalu kate,xleyh syg 0rg yg bkn ahli kuarga lebey dri ahli kuarga..abeh2,klw ahli kuarga 2 xbez cm ehem2 kte nk wt cmne..terpakse lah syg lebey kt ehem2..haha.tp ak xla..ak syg gle kt fam ak..ehem2 2 ak bg 10% je..de 2 ntah iye ntah x syg kt ak,mls ahh nk 0ver cm daten milona milano 2..sbb nt ak mls plak klw gleme2 cm de..hua3..maaf ye dek,skali lg akak kutuk adek yg termeluat terchenta ni..
justeru,ingin sy seru pd semua rakyat yg tw berbahasa rojak n phm hasil tulisan ak 2k terus syg menyayangi sesama insan tanpa sebab kerana ble kte ikhlas syg kt 0rg, xkn ad perpecahan bangsa,agama & negara mahupun matematik..elele..wt lwk bodo lak kn ak neyh...hua3..
Sape lg klw x Cek Jaan at 4:03 PM 0 comments

adkah anda seorang adek atau kakak??

klw slalu tym kecik2 kte slalu kene wt karangan ak sebatang pen,ak sebuah beg, ak bla bla bla..ad 2 suke sgt la wt karangankelakarxhengat!..haha..semua karangan budak sekolah yg kelakar2...ala..klw namenye bdk,x wt karangan lawak pn ak bantai gelak..haha..hurmmm....pas2 klw ak wt ejaan slah sket kene hemp0k ngn akk2 ak yg k0n0n2nye terel terer pas2 abg ak dri jauh gelak terkekeh2 sbl0m kene hemp0k ngn d0rg due kapitan 2..mse 2, akk2 ak ni la sbenarnye yg lebey byk mase ngn kt0rg adek2 mereke sbb ibu ngn ayah bz mencari sesuap nasi untuk kami 7 beradek..huwaaa...cdeynye citer..(tw x, ak ckp ngn dr cter cmni la yg wt dr caer n amek ak jd stud kt u tmpt ak studi skwunk neyh..hua3)mse 2,ak nyampah gle ngn akk2 ak 2..rase cm nk cepat2 jd besa n jd kakak d0rg plak..bajet ak je s0rg yg akan meningkat tue la kirenye tym 2..akk2 ak mmg garang tym kt0rg kecik2..klw nk men kene senyap2 klw kngah tgh td0,klw pakai pinggan mangkuk,bsuh blek klw x kene cubit ngn kl0ng..klw xnk tlg d0rg g kedai 0r sidai baju kene cubit lg..huhu...saketttt...

tp ble ak da besar..ak da phm nape kngah n kl0ng wt cm2..sebagai se0rg kakak,ak dpt rase tanggungjwab nk didik adk2 ak..sbb bkn sume 0rg bley dgr ckp ibu ayah..ad 2 lebey suke dgr ckp adek beradek..n ibu ayah plak bkn slalu ad kt umah..s0, d0rg maybe lebey rapat ngn kte..kre, ak pn skwunk agk garang la..haha...yeke..??ak yg kene buli adelah...sbb ak ank tgh, aklah adek, ak lah kakak..byk kelebihan 0rg anak tgh neyh..diberi kaseh syg xkire mase..hua3..

s0,walaupun kte sentiase dihasut 2k bersikap x bersyukur..igtlah, ad lg 0rg len 2 yg anak tunggal..yg td0 s0rg2..yg xd teman berg0sip-g0sipan..yg xd kwn nk tgk tb, yg xd musuh 2k diumpat, xd member 2k diajak berjalan....siblings r d bez..!..h03...
Sape lg klw x Cek Jaan at 4:21 AM 0 comments
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
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luv it! edisi : menjejak COUPLE




Hey3x..!! it’s been a while huh..??now ma hands start shakin' each tym i wanna write sumthg cz i lost every piece of ideas n i dun wanna copy cat any0ne, apetah lg 2 talk b0ut maself..ahh..pedulik hape ngn blog yg ad cume 5 follower yg ntah bt0l f0ll0w k x ni..haha...yg penting ak suke bace ble ak nk bce lek di ari tueku kelak...haha...okayh..str8 2 d main b0dy.. m goin' 2 stray from ma usual pattern 2 feature diz awesome band, Couple! Hailing from Malaysia, diz group started out playing classic, fun, rock & roll! Top of the Pop was their 1st, a very fun album full of classic, bubblegummy rock & roll. Mostly in English, it's fun bt wears its influences clearly on its sleeves.

Their 2nd was called Teenage Disc Fantastic. It starts out much like the 1st album, with some great power-poppy fun. About halfway thru, they switch 2 speaking malay.& it's sounded coolllllllllllllll.....

On their latest album, Pop Tak Masuk Radio, they do d entire album in Malay. And they kind of find themselves a bit more. No longer relying on the std rock and roll/bubblegum template, they create music which sounds a lot more meaningful 2 their own experience. I think it makes for a great album.

As I listened to all of these albums together at once, I was happy to see their progression and find out what a really great band they are. Check out the albums and their MySpace page, and enjoy!
Sape lg klw x Cek Jaan at 2:22 PM 0 comments
Friday, June 10, 2011

M.A.R.A.H

Marah?marah 2 ap..??melalui bahasa marah adalah mengontrol, memenangkan, membalas, dan melindungi hak-hak anda..menurut istilahnya,setelah ak google2..xdpt crik..huwaaaaaa....rse cm fail xm plak..huhu....
Ecewah..teringt plak tym sk0la dlu..tym blaja syariah..sume mnde kene hafal definisi dri segi istilah ngn bahase..tp skwunk…huh…hampehh…satu pn x hengat..nmpk sgt studi sbb nk xm je..huhu..jahilnye mse mudeku..huhu..
Klw dlu xdpt jwb s0klan mesti kene marah,klw tertd0 dlm klas kene marah,klw xdpt markah 0k kene marah,klw slh wt keje kene marah,klw terlupe sswatu kene marah..klw la nk dikire2 kn,marah ni agknye lebih dri kiraan kte ak berzikir sepanjang hayatku…yelah,klw dah adek ak x reti sidai telekung bek2 pn ak marah,s0lat 5x seari,dlm sebulan de 31 ari,dlm setw0n ad 12 bulan..ha..kre2..bape byk kali ak marah adek ak..2 bru psl sidai telekung,bl0m lg mkn x basuh pinggan, sejadah x lipat el0k2, tgk tv v0lume bapak punye kuat, rebut pakai lappy, xsidai kaen,x kemas umah, xnk tlg pegi kedai..ad0ii..2 bru kejadian2 kt umah,bl0m lg lua umah,bl0m lg em0si tym bace paper, tym tgk brite, tym men fb, bl0m lg rase nk marah dgn daten minal0 milano..haihhh…mmg bt0l la 0rg yg plg kuat adelah 0rg yg dpt menahan marahnye…sbenarnye ak je k0wt x prasan..sume mnde yg sengaje mengusik jiwa raga ak nih sbenarnye nk mendidik ak mnjadi 0rg yg lebih sabar, jdi 0rg yg yg sentiase redha n pasrah..cume 0rg yg xnk manipulasi keadaan n suke ikut arus je yg xkn perasan sume ni..ak ckp diri ak la..tym ak tulis mnde alah ni bru ak prasan..aah..bt0l la..lmbt bt0l ak nk sedar kelebihan2 rase grrrrr ni..haha…da 20 tw0n bru prasan..hai fatin nur jannah..mmg lampi la k0 ni…haha…
Klw da xleyh kwl lg rase mrah yg melampau, j0m la kte amek wudhu’..actually, amek wudhu’ ni x berjaye sgt bg ak..lg berjaye klw amek wudhu’,s0lat pas2 berd0a..tym berd0a 2 cume tenangkn fikiran n lapangkn dada..IA,k0rg akn rase lebeyh relax n x marah2 lg dah..n harus diingatkn, nobody’s perfect…so jgn haraplah sume 0rg dlm dunie ni ibarat angel..klw ad kwn2 yg bek gle bapak pn, kene igt,d0rg manusia biase,ble2 je bley mengam0k klw k0rg asek buli de je….td ak google jap d0a nk bg c0ol d0wn fr0m marah2 ni…dah terjumpe,ak share le..bia sume 0rg yg tersinggah bel0g neyh dpt manfaatnye…:D
Sape lg klw x Cek Jaan at 12:07 AM 2 comments
Thursday, June 9, 2011

luv it! edisi : menjejak NAJWA LATIF

ha...smlm ak d0k mengagung2kn 0rg kafer enn...ni nk bg fair n square la kn..takut2 nt ad lak x puas ati ngn ak..haha..2pn klw de 0rg bace bel0g ak..hua3...0k2..back 2 d summary...najwa latif still bdk sk0lah,de x cntek,de x glammmmm...tp de ad self-esteem n bakat yg hebat!..ak de bce gk bl0g de tym de kene kutuk n buli ngn dak2 jr sk0la de..sian dak 2..sah2 de rase d0wn bdk2 wt de cm2..xpuas ati la 2 ngn de..isyh3...tp de mmg relek arr..sgtttt.....slambe de je c0ver lagu byk 0rg yg glam2..tp mmg bez gle...relek je de nyanyi smbil men guitar..klw ak la...sah2 wt muke sakit per0t..da xlayak dah nk wt vid n upl0ad2 kt utube neyh..haha...tp 2 la,dlm kte epi2 kte terlupe sswatu, suare 2 aurat wanita... klw bley,kte de bakat, kte nyanyi kte2 je la..bia sedap mne pn..sbb ak kesian gk tgk Najwa Latif neyh...mgkin de lupe 0r mmg xtw psl aurat2 wanita dgn selengkapnye...ak pn yg dah tw ni slalu wt clap..slalu terikut2 ngn arus budaya remaja skwunk...h03...
dala,mls nk ckp byk2....haha..pnt tgn menaip..lyn la najwa latif neyh..ni sample de..ak tlg p0m0t..tp ramai k0wt da tw de neyh..ahhh...sayapunyasukahatisayalah!..haha..

Sape lg klw x Cek Jaan at 4:51 PM 0 comments

S.A.K.I.T P.E.R.O.T!!! mayday2x!!!

haha....
tajukku arini adelah sakit ati per0t!..haha...



sbenarnye pg td ak skit per0t,mgkin gara2 ak mkn makanan yg dimasak 0leh adek ak n d gang..haha..g0reng ayam x abes...nk jge ati punye psl,ak abeskn gk even rase nausea gle saat2 terakher mengunyah..hahaha....


sakit per0t 0r bhse amerika nye st0mach ache 0r secara medicnye urgency to defecate d/t cont contraction of abdominal ms 2ndary 2 indigestion<<0ne 0f d m0st c0mm0n reas0n...haha...pnjg lak bhse medic de..ntah bt0l ntah x ak bantai je ni..kah3...:P ni ak nk share sket mechanism defecation hasel pembelajaran ak di sk0lah..h03.. first,cm bese arr..4 sh0 kene de mnde yg trigger rse saket ni kn..??dlm hal yg plg c0mm0n dlm dunie ni adelah irritation..ap2 yg mmbuat usus2 dalaman k0rg skit ati akan menyebabkan usus k0rg member0ntak lalu menghasut negara2 jiran seperti abd ms,melalui kerajaan besar 0r pbb yg center nye terletak kt brain kte..mnde2 ni akn menyebabkan kte rase sakit per0t yg teramat ibarat tiada lg ari es0k...ha..k0rg yg masih kanak2 mesti trtanye2 nape u'uk 2 x kua tym2 critical 2?npe de el0k je kua ngn epinye dlm lubang h0liday?yeah...i2 kerana Allah S.W.T telah mencreate satu lg mecha yg hebat dlm bdn manusia...0tak akn menghantar satu bala tentera utk memberi kawalan ketat bg mengelakkan sebarang xtvt luaran dri satu pintu sempit yg diberi name external anal sphincter...namun,setelah kte selamat smpai k tempat yg sepatutnye, dgn senang ati arahan kawalan ketat ditarik balek dan...aaaahhhhh....segale m0g0k dan dem0krasi pn berakher...h03..

i2 saje bebelan sy pd pg yg mulie neyh...jgn lupe kwn2,nk masuk t0ilet 2 bce d0a masuk tandas dlu..biar syaitan x ganggu kte nk u'u..ikh3...
bg sape2 yg mgkin lupe akn d0a neyh..ak share la kt cni yg ak hengat..h03..


Sape lg klw x Cek Jaan at 4:35 PM 0 comments
Wednesday, June 8, 2011

luv it! edisi : menjejak MIKE TOMPKINS



hey3x...ak kembali lg dgn mul0t bau busuk l0m g0s0k gg..haha...actually,dah la...pg2 lg ak dah memulekan rutin harianku dgn kerje2 yg berfaedah..ak nk gg ak cntek n puteh cm MIKE TOMPKINS kechentaanku neyh..haha...he's s0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0 damn *ayat kasar dibanned kt cni* kiut weyh....esp tym de wt muke j0ngang de..alahai..caerr mak n0kk...*bygkn zira tym ni ramai2* haha...lyn la k0rg..ak mls nk jd pengulas brite x bertauliah apetah lg jurubahase MR.TOMPKINS ni..len la ak jd MRS nyerrr...ahax!
Sape lg klw x Cek Jaan at 6:55 PM 0 comments

tgn rase nk menulis....tulis2x...:D

Dri pg td pk t0pik sbenarnye..haha..pathetic gle..k0 pk ad 0rg nk bce bl0g k0 k ha sengal..????hahaha….ap ak kesah..yg pntg,jri ni terase mahu mencanang cerite..ap cer pn jd la..haha…ak dpt smgt nk menulis blek pas bce bel0g www.loveydoveydoo.com which, pmpuan yg tulis blog de 2 mmg cm witch la..suke ati de nk kte ap..kebanyakan idea n pemikiran yg die lontarkn mmg ak setuju..de adlah slh satu cth 0rg yg x brape ad ilmu agame,tp brani gle berckp ttg agame..pergghhh…gle mmg gle kentang minah ni…de suke2 kutuk 0rg cm dunie de yg handle..haha…ad 2 wt ak tergelak2 gk..*eh,pmpuan ni b0ngek gk..xtw k hukum agame,mnde yg x perlu kutuk pn k0 nk bantai kutuk gk..* n de ni kuat mencarut, so sape2 yg mmg dilaherkn dlm keluarga yg mahabbah, jgn lerr singgah bel0g de,wt panas ati jer..hahaha..ak pn terase panas ala2 satay gak,tp demi menyelami ati nurani pmpuan ni,ak bce gk..h03…nah..she isn’t dat bad..she’s juz a lil evil by m0uth..cukup arr cter psl de..cter len plak..tiap2 ari 0ne 0f d bel0gzz yg ak bkk adelah isuhangat.net , penuh inf0 psl dunie,psl agame, n ad gk lawak pendek aj0i..aj0i 2 mmg klaka tahap gaban..xpernh kering gusi bce lawak2 de..mmg kelazzz lah!...ad 2 ak p0st gk kt bel0g neyh..k0n0n2 nk prasan la ad 0rg bce bel0g ak ni..haha…2 dlu la..dlu2 tym bru2 jahil nk jd wannabe….wannabe? wannabe pe k0rg tanye..??sah2 la wannabe glam0urrrrrr….haha..PATHETIC!

Kdg2 kn ak tgk 0rg yg tulis2 kt bel0g2 dlm dunie ni kn,wt cter psl kesah2 kehidupan harian d0rg, cm la sume 0rg nk bce..hak3…prasan lebey…sume yg berlaku dlm kehidupan d0rg nk tulis kasitw satu dunie..klw kejadian2 yg x diundang k xpe la..ni x,cer nk bli berus gg pn cter dlm bel0g,apekedehal..??ad satu mase 2 ak tulis kt fb ak psl mnde neyh la kn..ad la satu minah tuuuttt*name sbenar terpakse dirahsiekan demi maruah diri si empunye bdn* ttbe hangen plak ngn ak…eleh..de rply k0men ak cm nk pysch0 la..de xtw ak lg psych0 dri de..haha..terase la 2 klw da ttbe nk men2 reply k0men ngn ak ala2 kwn karib..ala..de mmg cm2,suke terase ngn 0rg…da la sume mnde nk wt cm de je yg penting,cm de je yg glam..prasan WAKLU!!!!!!!!....haha..ak ni x amek p0rt sgt sbenarnye ble bdk2 ni d0k kutuk2 tuuuttt neyh..tp sejak ak pn terjebak skali dlm kancah kebengangan terhadap de ni, ak pn mule la berminat nk amek tw psl de.. ak rse,2 k0wt slah satu cre de nk amek perhatian 0rg…sggh tuuuttt,ak x sgke k0 ad ADD…haha..blek t,g check kt tingkt 5 ye..??takut k0 nye penyakit ni da melarat..tmbah2 lg 0rg2 slalu terlupekn k0..hahaha….

Ad0ii…klw pmpuan,cmni la..td ak nk tulis sket je..ttbe ser0n0k lak ngumpat 0rg..isyh..pasni nk kene mintak maaf kt 0rg 2..xm0 ak jmpe de kt pdg mahsyar nt..malu~~ ikh3…disini ak akhiri ngn d0a minta ampun pada Tuhan Yg Esa…amalkan weyh tiap2 ari pas s0lat..kte neyh amalan ari2 bkn sumenye tanda right en…h03…

Sape lg klw x Cek Jaan at 6:03 PM 0 comments
Tuesday, June 7, 2011

daten milan0..????aaaaaa~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

NIGHTMARE~~~
dat's 0ll i cn say when diz lady first pop up in2 ma w0rld..i ady read her bl0g,read 0ther peeps bl0g, g0ssip, kutuk, n byk lagi kegiatan2 yg tercapai 0leh akalku bersempena kebijaksanaan adek hidung kembang yg punyai 'maruah diri' ni..
0pss...sbl0m 2,diigtkn..bl0g ni bkn 2k 0rg bace,tp 2k ak tulis sempena percutian ak dri u slame 3 bulan yg sememangnye xkn diisi sepenuhnye dgn perkare2 penuh faedah..haha...s0,klw k0rg terrrrrsinggah 2, dun h0pe i'll write sumthing 2 make u feel pleasure cz i aint g0nna send peeps away fr0m reality...reality..yup..secare realitinye ak menulis bukan kerna nama...*smbung la sndri lgu-lame-yg-ak-x-igt-tajuk-de 2*hahaha...
td cm berapi2 gle nk tulis psl minah ni..ble pk2,rase cm x berbal0i je nk tmbah d0se ak n bg pahale kt de...sian bdk 2,kecik2 lagi ah r0sak akhlak..ak rase de ni mmg kurg kaseh syg la..s0ri la dek,akk ni byk adek2 yg menagih kasih syg kt akk..da xdpt dah nk bg luv2 kt adek...h03...
tp ak rse sese0rg 2 dibentuk dri mne de dibesarkn,cmne disiplin yg fam de terapkn n ak rase daten minal0milan0 ni mmg slh s0rg anak2 yg perlukn perhatian lebeyh...tgk la de,smpai skwunk pn msih nk mncrik b0yafree b0yfie...xcaye?ak bkn fitnah weyh..amek bl0g de ni wt tatapan umum..http://milanomonstaa.blogspot.com/

ak arap ak bley la bimbing adek2 ak..xkesah la d0rg slalu buli ak k hape k..jnji,adek2 ak membesar sebagai anak2 yg s0leh-s0lehah...ameen....

haha..teringat smalam,eman pure2 wt bace d0a 2k zuriat,ak pn gelakkan la de..mude lg k0wt..pas2 ibu ckp, it's 0lryte klw nk d0akn dri skwunk..supaye eman dpt anak2 yg s0leh s0lehah..
sm0ge ak pn amalkan jugak..slen dpt anak cntek kacak,ak pn nk gk yg mudah diurus..h03...

1) “Wahai Tuhanku! Kurniakanlah kepadaku dari sisiMu zuriat keturunan yang baik; sesungguhnya Engkau sentiasa Mendengar (menerima) do’a permohonan”.

( Surah Ali’ Imran: 38 )

2) “Wahai Tuhanku! Jadikanlah daku orang yang mendirikan sembahyang dan demikianlah juga zuriat keturunanku. Wahai Tuhan kami, perkenankanlah doa permohonanku.” (Surah Ibrahim: 40)



3) “Wahai Tuhan kami, anugerahkanlah kepada kami isteri-isteri kami dan keturunan kami sebagai penyenang hati (Kami), dan jadikanlah kami imam bagi orang-orang yang bertakwa.” (Surah Al-furqan: 74)

Sape lg klw x Cek Jaan at 9:16 PM 0 comments
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